Comments on: Love yourself. Love the planet.

Love yourself. Love the planet.

Obscure Reference — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 18:41:50 -0800

Combine your passion in the bedroom with your love for the environment. Finally there's an environmentally friendly way to dispose of used or broken vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, and other sex toys. (NSFW)

By: datawrangler

datawrangler — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 18:46:22 -0800

Glass toys? I have lived a sheltered existence.

By: Donkey_Unicorn

Donkey_Unicorn — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 18:54:34 -0800

I still think making hat racks out of them is clever, but 5 bucks is 5 bucks.

By: stbalbach

stbalbach — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:00:40 -0800

Reminded of this post about sex paraphernalia that rains down along the edge of highways.

By: ian1977

ian1977 — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:02:27 -0800

If you have a battery-powered vibrator, buy a set of rechargeable batteries; standard batteries contain extremely toxic and corrosive chemicals. Well yeah but so do my genitals.

By: mannequito

mannequito — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:05:20 -0800

Wasn't someone on Metafilter just saying last week that they (or a friend) super-glued a dildo on the handlebars of their bike, and now they don't bother locking it up cause nobody wants to steal it?

By: metagnathous

metagnathous — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:06:46 -0800

remember, you're making sex toys not digging ditches. Wish I'd thought of this back when I was digging ditches.

By: ian1977

ian1977 — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:07:37 -0800

It would be awesome if they came out of the coffee shop or whatever and there was another dildo super-glued next to it. Until eventually it was a shambling mass of dildo anemone swaying down the street.

By: the young rope-rider

the young rope-rider — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:16:33 -0800

My God! What did they do to that rabbit? How did they BREAK IT IN HALF???

By: dr_dank

dr_dank — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:21:17 -0800

Dispose of your dildoes as the vikings did: snapped in half and thrown on the pyre.

By: sebastienbailard

sebastienbailard — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:30:12 -0800

My God! What did they do to that rabbit? How did they BREAK IT IN HALF??? posted by the young rope-rider Eponysterical?

By: Riki tiki

Riki tiki — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:33:30 -0800

You don't get any Green Kink credibility with me unless you're composting your santorum.

By: nathancaswell

nathancaswell — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:34:28 -0800

that butt plug ain't broken

By: nathancaswell

nathancaswell — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:36:04 -0800

http://www.sextoyrecycling.com/images/dildo_envelop.gif awesome

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:39:53 -0800

Dick in a (mail)box?

By: Nomyte

Nomyte — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:44:04 -0800

Yes, but the real question is, will Americans want to take the jobs at the processing center? (Reminds me of this article in the NYT about a fetish gear factory in Pakistan.)

By: Nackt

Nackt — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:47:25 -0800

As an American I can most heartily say I would take that job. I would probably go through a lot of rubber gloves. But that idea is nothing short of awesome.

By: Sreiny

Sreiny — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:48:19 -0800

That's a good logo.

By: porpoise

porpoise — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:49:53 -0800

super glue?! Why not melt the balls end just enough so you can graft it around your bike? datawrangler - yeah, like you have corncob, meerschaum, or clay pipes glass pipes provide superior hardness, has a high specific heat so it stays cool/hot longer, and can be blown in very elaborate shapes. Plus, it can be made to look pretty.

By: hattifattener

hattifattener — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 20:19:07 -0800

Glass is also really nonporous, so easy to clean.

By: Flashman

Flashman — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 20:46:26 -0800

That's a good logo. This whole exercise was probably just an excuse to use that adapted recycling logo.

By: EmpressCallipygos

EmpressCallipygos — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 21:59:42 -0800

As I understand it, that "grind-all-the-plastic-up" aspect is part of EVERY recycling plant. But I love how they put that fact front and center for this: "We TOTALLY DESTROY the toy and melt down and reclaim the plastic, because otherwise, ewww."

By: Trivia Newton John

Trivia Newton John — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 22:02:51 -0800

Dispose of your dildoes as the vikings did: snapped in half and thrown on the pyre. I thought the vikings glued them to the sides of their helmets to prevent them getting stolen?

By: the young rope-rider

the young rope-rider — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 22:04:24 -0800

After a bad chemistry incident where I put a hot beaker on a cold counter I feel like any glass sex toy in my house would end up as a super funny story involving dildo shards and a lot of blood.

By: benzenedream

benzenedream — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 22:17:47 -0800

hot beaker

By: warbaby

warbaby — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 22:48:30 -0800

Don't fear the beaker

By: Halloween Jack

Halloween Jack — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 22:50:58 -0800

Glass dildoes are really the most beautiful of all sex toys, on the average. I've often thought of displaying some as art in my home to see who would look at them blankly, who would blush, and who would take me aside for some after-party arrangements.

By: the young rope-rider

the young rope-rider — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 22:53:45 -0800

I agree, although when it comes to the whole package (instead of just looks) I have a soft spot for metal. Reading that sentence back it is very suggestive which was not my intent. Ah well.

By: andoatnp

andoatnp — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 22:55:25 -0800

If you feel like goggling, there is a video out there of a guy accidentally breaking a glass bottle in his ass.

By: Philosopher Dirtbike

Philosopher Dirtbike — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 23:49:46 -0800

If you feel like goggling, there is a video out there of a guy accidentally breaking a glass bottle in his ass. That sounds like just about the last thing I'd want to use google for...

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 23:52:19 -0800

I always liked this toy. When not in use, it makes an excellent conversation piece for dinner parties.

By: _paegan_

_paegan_ — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 06:43:37 -0800

I'm going to sound a little naive here: Blazecock Pileon, what is that toy used for (or should I ask, what is it NOT used for)? Is it site specific or does it have multiple uses?

By: the young rope-rider

the young rope-rider — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 07:14:19 -0800

I'm not BP, but that's a butt plug with a handle. Basically, you put the more bulbous end in your butt (or your partner's butt) and then wiggle it around, or leave it there. Once you get the bigger part past your anal sphincter the tapered bit makes it easier to hold it in. The handle helps you extract it and keeps it from getting lost in your rectum. I suppose one could use it in the vagina, but it doesn't seem ideal for that (your vagina mileage may vary).

By: porpoise

porpoise — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 07:58:00 -0800

One Guy One Glass (it was more of a jar, really, iirc) was pretty traumatic, but I once voiced "safety concerns" like the young rope-rider did to a then-gf who brought hers out and rapped it smartly several times on a formica kitchen counter to zero ill effect. I suspect that that toy could be used as a pretty effective truncheon or at least, a blackjack.

By: Danf

Danf — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 10:55:49 -0800

Ah, never ceases to amaze me what gets filtered at work, and what just slides through. . .