Comments on: England's answer to Crazy Horse Mountain

England's answer to Crazy Horse Mountain

Paul Slade — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 09:49:12 -0800

Northumberlandia is coming. "A mile away, I stand at the base of Northumberlandia's head which, at this distance, looks just like a mountain of mud. We drive up hillside tracks to her hip and one of her breasts (the other one has yet to take shape) and then wind our way up to her face. Even now, as bulldozers comb her hair and steamrollers flatten her skin, it is easy to make out her feminine contours."

By: MartinWisse

MartinWisse — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 09:51:18 -0800

Excellent.

By: Bohemia Mountain

Bohemia Mountain — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 09:54:28 -0800

watch out for the caves. big enough to get lost in...

By: Brodiggitty

Brodiggitty — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 09:55:38 -0800

The Daily Mail will report on anything as long as it involves breasts.

By: GenjiandProust

GenjiandProust — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 10:03:36 -0800

'Some people think it's wrong to have a female figure, and others think she's some sort of pagan symbol, even though Mother Earth is part of cultures all over the world. Um, how is this a rebuttal?

By: Keith Talent

Keith Talent — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 10:05:19 -0800

It looks like it may be a pretty god golf hole. I'd hit it.

By: IAmBroom

IAmBroom — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 10:22:00 -0800

It looks like it may be a pretty god golf hole. Keith , you have a Talent.

By: Faint of Butt

Faint of Butt — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 10:45:06 -0800

'You see, that's her face, those are her breasts and that's her arse,' he explains. 'Her hip, Lord Ridley,' interjects an engineer diplomatically. Magnificent. And I'm making plans to visit some friends in Northumberland next summer. I might get to see this in progress.

By: maxwelton

maxwelton — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 12:00:46 -0800

This is fabulous.

By: Atreides

Atreides — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:04:47 -0800

At some point, we then have to ask ourselves of the earthen monuments around the world, how much of it was significant culturally, religiously, and how much of it was just a way to pretty up some waste product?

By: Segundus

Segundus — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 14:44:28 -0800

Bloody tourists get on my tits, really.

By: Joe in Australia

Joe in Australia — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:08:07 -0800

Heh, "Slag Alice".

By: BlueHorse

BlueHorse — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:00:17 -0800

Except that you always end up taking out more than you can put back due to a phenomenon known as 'bulkage' ... Hmmm, they discuss bulkage, but nobody spoke up about settling and sagging. Wait till a few years have passed and a couple thousand tourists have climbed those breastworks. I'm an older female, I know all about settling and sagging.

By: kinnakeet

kinnakeet — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 08:25:34 -0800

Maybe she could get together with this guy, and give him some relief. He's been waiting a long time and really, really needs it.