Comments on: Yes, we have video of baby goats.

Yes, we have video of baby goats.

The Whelk — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:32:15 -0800

Adorable frolicking Baby Pygmy Goats

By: HuronBob

HuronBob — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:34:43 -0800

you know, you might have warned us there was goat kissing.

By: jamaro

jamaro — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:40:33 -0800

Agh, more proof that labradors will eat anything.

By: Seymour Zamboni

Seymour Zamboni — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:40:59 -0800

I LOVE GOATS! And I would be very happy if all the internet cat videos could be replaced by goat videos.

By: Bunny Ultramod

Bunny Ultramod — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:52:46 -0800

My girlfriend and I will often fall down the YouTube sinkhold of watching goats climb on things, which they do with a peculiar single-mindedness -- if it's there, they will try to climb it. We especially like when goats climb on other animals. Goat climbing on a ram Goat climbing on a camel Goat climbing on a donkey Goat climbing on a pony Goat climbing on a sheep Baby goat climbing on a llama Goat climbing on a turtle Goats climbing on a dog Goat tries to climb a human One of the best episodes of Radiolab was precipitated by some travelers who stopped because they were astonished to see a goat on top of a cow, unaware that if you put a cow anywhere near a goat, the goat will try to climb it.

By: agatha_magatha

agatha_magatha — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:00:39 -0800

Adorable pygmy goats were just what I needed today. Thanks.

By: Ad hominem

Ad hominem — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:09:33 -0800

A Vice video about goats? I assume they are addicted to an exotic new drug I've never heard of or something. Are they Ironic goats maybe? They can't just be goats can they?

By: louche mustachio

louche mustachio — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:23:28 -0800

OK, when the goat starts going omnomnomnomnomnomnom on his finger I just... squeeeeeeeeee

By: pxe2000

pxe2000 — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:26:36 -0800

On the one hand, I feel dirty linking to anything from Vice. On the other...alpacas.

By: FelliniBlank

FelliniBlank — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:57:15 -0800

Dang, I miss Buttermilk.

By: misha

misha — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:57:20 -0800

Goat sneeze! This is adorable. I need Nigerian pygmy goats. I'm not in a farming neighborhoodt, though. Maybe I can explain them away as cute, environmentally-friendly lawn mowers?

By: Twang

Twang — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 12:22:00 -0800

I feel dirty linking to anything from Vice. Motherboard's reasonably PG.

By: y2karl

y2karl — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 12:42:51 -0800

Needs more honey badgers.

By: workerant

workerant — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 12:53:21 -0800

My neighborgoats. My dogs and I pass by this tribe every day on our morning walk. There are a lot more goats now, and two donkeys who work as livestock guardians. My dogs are mostly OK with the goats (though my Border Collie mutt would love to herd them somewhere) but they really do not like the donkeys. Can't say I blame them; donkeys are jerks. Not donkey-ist.

By: qxntpqbbbqxl

qxntpqbbbqxl — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:36:04 -0800

Since we're on the subject of goat videos... my all-time favorite: fainting goats

By: WidgetAlley

WidgetAlley — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:40:21 -0800

OH GOD OH GOD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS my ovaries are exploding

By: Potomac Avenue

Potomac Avenue — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:40:53 -0800

First Look Kids II Harmony Korine

By: WidgetAlley

WidgetAlley — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:42:54 -0800

Boxing goat.

By: bukvich

bukvich — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:51:45 -0800

Video of goats and watching other people's goats is great fun. Keeping your own goats not so much. Those animals are fucking insane.

By: quin

quin — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 14:20:28 -0800

"These guys don't produce milk or anything, they're completely just for show and for fun." Also, they are all boys. But, sneezing goats is fantastic. And I will one day have a pygmy goat army. We won't accomplish much, but we will defoliate the shit out of some blueberry bushes and grape vines. Then, after a hard day's conquest, we will adjourn to the living room, where there will be goat hugs for all! We will also run everywhere, because running goats is just about the best thing ever.

By: homunculus

homunculus — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 15:26:17 -0800

Stampede!

By: Dr. Zira

Dr. Zira — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 15:28:18 -0800

I once witnessed the birth of a pygmy goat at a county fair. It was not adorable yet.

By: Room 641-A

Room 641-A — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:07:03 -0800

Pygmy goats Morning, Noon, and Night!

By: Athanassiel

Athanassiel — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 17:35:45 -0800

Yup, that is adorably cute all right! Who couldn't love the little baby goatlets? (Yes I know not their real name.) Dr. Zira's comment reminds me of seeing Anglo-Nubian goats (which I think are the most adorable goats ever) being born. The whole experience made me stand with my legs crossed and, when mama goat stepped on her own massively milk-swollen udder, moan in sympathy and resolve never to have children. And the baby goats were much cuter after she'd licked them off.

By: shoesietart

shoesietart — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 20:40:16 -0800

I really want some goats.

By: fille papillon

fille papillon — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 02:27:09 -0800

So adorable! Goats are the new cats, apparently!

By: sneebler

sneebler — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 06:23:25 -0800

Great stuff, but the music has scared me off watching more goat videos. Is that standard goat music, or just for the Nigerian kind?

By: y2karl

y2karl — Wed, 08 May 2013 12:25:41 -0800

Who couldn't love the little baby goatlets? (Yes I know not their real name.) Seriously ? Kids. Baby sheep are lambs, baby goats are kids. I suspect both usages predate either term being applied to baby humans.

By: Athanassiel

Athanassiel — Fri, 10 May 2013 23:01:24 -0800

Seriously ? Um... no. Looking at cute animals has never made anyone do silly things with the English language. Nope. Never.

By: y2karl

y2karl — Sat, 11 May 2013 17:26:30 -0800

Well, words on a screen -- there is no intonation to hear nor facial expression to see, so it is not so easy to tell sometimes just what someone other is saying.