Comments on: Horse Fancy Dress Ideas

Horse Fancy Dress Ideas

jedicus — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 14:25:43 -0800

Do you have a horse that you want to dress up in a costume but can't decide which costume? Then check out the Horse Fancy Dress ideas blog.

Still can't decide? Check out Fancy Dress Friday and this slideshow video. If you don't want to go the DIY route, there's always off the rack.

By: Admiral Haddock

Admiral Haddock — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 14:34:31 -0800

The painted horse is awesome!

By: rmd1023

rmd1023 — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 14:42:01 -0800

cow horse! and dinosaur horse!

By: Foci for Analysis

Foci for Analysis — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 14:46:03 -0800

Where can I find a slutty cow costume for my horse? (Look, it's ok. It's just a phase and I don't want to be judgmental.)

By: islander

islander — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 14:49:07 -0800

Paging BlueHorse to the thread....

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 15:05:58 -0800

there's always off the rack Rafalca's costume is 47% off.

By: Diagonalize

Diagonalize — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 15:11:41 -0800

That panda one is just...wow. Seriously? We can't just enjoy a horse dressed as a panda without dragging weird racist yellowface into it? And what kind of heartless monster dresses their pony like a piñata?!

By: arcticseal

arcticseal — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 15:24:46 -0800

Dinohorse. GWARRRGH!

By: TwoStride

TwoStride — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 15:25:37 -0800

I'm thinking about all of the times I couldn't even get my horse to keep his polo wraps (or, heaven forbid, standing wraps) on and can only imagine that copious doses of Ace were used in some of these costumes.

By: jquinby

jquinby — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 15:26:09 -0800

Someone should invent a creepy human head mask for horses to wear.

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 15:26:13 -0800

PONEYS

By: MonkeyToes

MonkeyToes — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 15:27:11 -0800

Pinata? What kind of kid thinks it's funny to dress a horse as a McDonald's burger?

By: yoink

yoink — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 15:28:53 -0800

Horse Fancy Dress Ideas I'm beginning to suspect that the horses didn't really come up with these ideas.

By: overeducated_alligator

overeducated_alligator — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 15:35:33 -0800

I'm beginning to suspect that the horses didn't really come up with these ideas. Pfft, now you'll tell me a horse didn't write all those ebooks.

By: winna

winna — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 15:53:59 -0800

usually I am all about costumes, but fjords are so adorable there's no reason to add to the adorable and give everyone cute strokes by making a set of them into trains. CREAM COLORED PONIES AND SCHNITZEL WITH NOODLES

By: Lesser Shrew

Lesser Shrew — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 15:55:12 -0800

TwoStride - no Ace needed, I suspect, look at armor and middle eastern styles (from hundreds of years ago.) I saw an icelandic with a full-time dinopony mane. Adorable. Thanks for the post. My horse is currently in costume as Peanuts Pigpen.

By: sneebler

sneebler — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 16:28:37 -0800

Having grown up in a family where horses were as important as any other member of the family (I'm so allergic I couldn't get within spitting distance of my father), this is shameful and wrong. It's the horses that are causing global warming by farting extra methane to put a stop to this barbarism. Soon the world will be theirs, and the shoe will be on the other foot!

By: BrashTech

BrashTech — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 16:30:33 -0800

Combine this with Horse Master and it could go to a really dark place. Wait, what am I thinking... anything combined with Horse Master goes to a really dark place.

By: Sys Rq

Sys Rq — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 16:35:15 -0800

That dragon is going to have a very heavy tail by the end of the day.

By: passerby

passerby — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 17:19:00 -0800

Hmmm... no... not quite, not quite at all. I am afraid I will have to go elsewhere for my fancy horse dress this season. I wish you the best of luck and shake your hand as my face creases imperceptibly for but a moment. I have become quite tired.

By: sardonyx

sardonyx — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 17:26:08 -0800

The off-the-rack link gives the following error message: "403: Access Forbidden "Your location (CA) has been blacklisted." Apparently Canadian cos-play ponies will have to look elsewhere for their fancy garb.

By: TwoStride

TwoStride — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 18:13:05 -0800

Lesser Shrew--right, but my high strung and wimpy TB would have nothing to do with battle, jousting, or sand and high winds, either.

By: sweet mister

sweet mister — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 18:37:22 -0800

My wife does this with her horse. The last time it dressed up as a rock star, complete with a guitar around its neck. I try not to say anything.

By: esoterrica

esoterrica — Sat, 21 Dec 2013 10:21:03 -0800

I have dressed my horses as carousel horses, ballerinas, and the now cringe inducing Native American pony. At one memorable show my sister and I grabbed a friend and went as the evolution of a horsewoman. Our friend was a cavewoman complete with a club and a bear pelt. My sister wore a toga and draped laurels around the neck of her horse. I was a Victorian lady, carrying a dead chicken. I don't remember why. Anyway, our idea was appreciated only by my mother, and the other kids in the class were visibly perplexed, along with their parents. It was still fun!

By: BlueHorse

BlueHorse — Sat, 21 Dec 2013 17:17:16 -0800

Paging BlueHorse to the thread.... Oh yeah, here we are! The Endurance Fairy. Rode a fifty mile ride like this. You don't have the full appreciation of the dyed pink long johns and the horse's humiliation unless you see this pic. The Siberian Ice Maid on the Pazyryk Horse complete with horns. We only signed up for a 25 that day. Good thing--that costume was hot and the horns kept flailing around. Since I quit doing endurance, I just do costumes for parades. Since Brodie the mule is just barely under saddle, I walked him in this year's Christmas parade. Merry Muletide!

By: MonkeyToes

MonkeyToes — Sun, 22 Dec 2013 10:24:51 -0800

The Endurance Fairy. Hilarious! Well done, both of you.

By: Lesser Shrew

Lesser Shrew — Sun, 22 Dec 2013 13:46:12 -0800

A bluehorse doesn't need a costume. Blue roans are already the most beautiful. Other horses should be dressed as blue roans.