U.S. CONSIDERS MILITARY ACTION TO REMOVE SKATING JUDGES.

mattpusateri — Wed, 13 Feb 2002 13:38:55 -0800

U.S. CONSIDERS MILITARY ACTION TO REMOVE SKATING JUDGES. I don't mean to pimp Borowitz again so soon... but damn. Best line from this: While the decision to use military force against the figure skating judges was Mr. Bush's, sources say there was a split within the Administration as to the appropriateness of using U.S. troops and air power to change the results of an Olympic skating contest.... These sources indicate that Secretary of State Colin Powell favored using economic and diplomatic measures while Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz advocated detaining and torturing the figure skating judges until they reversed their earlier decision.

By: jeremias

jeremias — Wed, 13 Feb 2002 14:32:20 -0800

Continues to be unfunny.

By: howa2396

howa2396 — Wed, 13 Feb 2002 14:46:25 -0800

seems like an appropriate measure.

By: c3o

c3o — Wed, 13 Feb 2002 15:06:32 -0800

Though not all that hysterically funny either, I prefered BBSpot's pretty similar Unemployment Office Destroyed in War on Recession.

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