Comments on: Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it

Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it

weretable and the undead chairs — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 17:56:35 -0800

There are approximately 77.6 million owned cats in the United States alone. And at least 20 million feral cats. There are many different breeds of cats. A very popular house pet, cats can be quite odd indeed. Cats can be tiny. And cats can be huge. Baby cats are called kittens and are extremely cute. Indoor cats are frequently overfed. But most importantly, cats can be very, very funny.

By: weretable and the undead chairs

weretable and the undead chairs — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:00:44 -0800

Cat owners are obsessed too, we really are. Cats in sinks. Stuff on cats. Kitten war. Rate my kitten. Kittens. Cute little kittens.

By: bigmusic

bigmusic — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:03:05 -0800

Are you sure that you got all the cat links? You don't want to leave any out.

By: eriko

eriko — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:03:10 -0800

Ceiling cat in three, two, one...

By: weretable and the undead chairs

weretable and the undead chairs — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:03:56 -0800

The Daily Kitten. Feral Cat Coalition. Cute cats. True, must not leave any out.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:07:19 -0800

You must really like youtube, huh?

By: weretable and the undead chairs

weretable and the undead chairs — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:09:37 -0800

By: wendell

wendell — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:13:12 -0800

Now THAT is what I call a cat-scan. And thus, MetaFilter had gone full circle, devouring its own tail while, throughout the internet, without any fuss, the stars were going out.

By: ericb

ericb — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:16:04 -0800

Catster.

By: mr_roboto

mr_roboto — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:17:39 -0800

wendell writes "Now THAT is what I call a cat-scan." Sadly, the site itself is long gone. It's replaced by a generic keyword page which, when I looked, was advertising female ejaculation and lung cancer screening. I love/hate the web.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:19:07 -0800

free cat

By: dog food sugar

dog food sugar — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:25:18 -0800

I hope mr crash davis's link doesn't 'kill' this sugary sweet kittly love thread. poor kitty. Sensitive ones don't look.

By: evoo

evoo — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:26:23 -0800

Achoo!

By: mullacc

mullacc — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:28:50 -0800

bestofthelitterbox Best. Tag. Ever.

By: Jos Bleau

Jos Bleau — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:34:00 -0800

Overheard while in line at an amusement park when I was in high school: "Kitties is just like little kids - peoples say you can't beat 'em; I says you can't beat 'em enough."

By: StrasbourgSecaucus

StrasbourgSecaucus — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:35:19 -0800

77.6 million owned cats, 1 pwned cat:

By: Afroblanco

Afroblanco — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:38:53 -0800

(waiting for the inevitable)

By: TwelveTwo

TwelveTwo — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:39:44 -0800

Cat, the Internet's mascot.

By: Rhomboid

Rhomboid — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:42:22 -0800

I am a fan of the site catsinsinks.com however the one-at-a-time method of viewing them really pissed me off so I made this site containing all (or perhaps just most) of the images on one page. (No, I do not hotlink, they're hosted on my site, and I do acknowledge that they are taken from the catsinsinks.com site.)

By: radiosig

radiosig — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:43:14 -0800

man, i am just not that in to cats

By: uncanny hengeman

uncanny hengeman — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:45:52 -0800

I've posted this before. I Hate Cats. A funny little ditty by Rodney Rude. (Zipped wav file.)

By: SenshiNeko

SenshiNeko — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:47:06 -0800

Waitaminute, I thought that the cats just allowed us to believe we 'owned' them. ~~Ceiling Cat~~ 78 million cats are watching us...

By: uncanny hengeman

uncanny hengeman — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:48:13 -0800

Woops, forgot to add: a NSFW ditty.

By: zenzizi

zenzizi — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:50:45 -0800

Ceiling Cat is watching you watching an image of cats watching cats watching cats watching cats..

By: ltracey

ltracey — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:54:59 -0800

My cat hates you.

By: Rhomboid

Rhomboid — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:56:12 -0800

Oh and don't forget the infinite cat project.

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:01:20 -0800

Meow meow meow meow meow meow.

By: Eideteker

Eideteker — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:02:36 -0800

THIS IS NOT NEWSFILTER, PLEASE DELETE. There needs to be a flag that says: "This has nothing to do with dios and/or my particular axe-to-grind, please delete."

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:02:40 -0800

Or, rather, meow.

By: dog food sugar

dog food sugar — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:04:11 -0800

Light Crust Doughboy's kitty lovin' goodness. (mp3) NSFW in a Depression Era kinda way.

By: tsarfan

tsarfan — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:09:44 -0800

even the cobrasnake has gone kitty krazy

By: brain_drain

brain_drain — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:16:00 -0800

So it's okay to post ceiling cat images in this thread? *fires up Photoshop*

By: alteredcarbon

alteredcarbon — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:26:17 -0800

Asylum Street Spankers have a great pussycat song.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:27:39 -0800

Man, this thread is making me so hungry...

By: zenzizi

zenzizi — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:28:45 -0800

(did i miss the memo about Ceiling Cat?)

By: ericb

ericb — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:32:09 -0800

(did i miss the memo about Ceiling Cat?) Yep -- and the one on 'Matt Catt.'

By: dazed_one

dazed_one — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:36:20 -0800

ericb wins. hardcore.

By: zenzizi

zenzizi — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:36:43 -0800

(well at least i'm posting it in a CAT THREAD as opposed to all the times it's out of context teehee)

By: homunculus

homunculus — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:44:53 -0800

Dogs are cute too.

By: dmd

dmd — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:50:39 -0800

My god, finally a chance to my creation in context...

By: dig_duggler

dig_duggler — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:50:40 -0800

High fiving cats!

By: dmd

dmd — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:51:04 -0800

^use

By: dmd

dmd — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:52:05 -0800

zenzini, you missed the memo about non-animated ceiling cat being passé

By: dog food sugar

dog food sugar — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:54:42 -0800

Now the non-animated Matt ceiling head is passe'.

By: jaronson

jaronson — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:55:11 -0800

From the "Cats can be tiny" link: Oversized Rodents Swarming Senior Complex

By: dmd

dmd — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:56:17 -0800

A cat who has no clue what to do with a mouse is funny.

By: longsleeves

longsleeves — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 20:01:02 -0800

Jellicle cats.............................

By: mishaco

mishaco — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 20:01:06 -0800

you forgot tasty .

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 20:01:24 -0800

...for pussy!

By: Cyrano

Cyrano — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 20:11:06 -0800

Puppies vs Cat.

By: juv3nal

juv3nal — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 20:26:00 -0800

push up kitten.

By: dhammond

dhammond — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 20:27:12 -0800

Until I got a cat, I was convinced that I wanted children. But you can't drop children on the ground, can you?

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 20:34:11 -0800

Children also don't stick to the ceiling if you toss 'em up in the air. And children's heads are usually too large for socks, and even if they weren't they probably wouldn't scoot around backwards like some kind of drunken lobstercat.

By: troybob

troybob — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 20:35:20 -0800

don't forget about the fambly cat

By: carsonb

carsonb — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 20:37:21 -0800

Man, this thread is making me so hungry... if your cat was big enough, it would eat you.

By: troybob

troybob — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 20:40:35 -0800

...oh and from the fambly cat, with a meow chorus

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 20:45:48 -0800

Meow meow meow meow meow meow. What the hell is this shite? Would you mind keeping it the hell out of HERE?

By: Guy Smiley

Guy Smiley — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 20:52:46 -0800

does anyone read the posts down here?

By: nomad

nomad — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 20:54:35 -0800

This post has been a long time coming. Congrats.

By: ereshkigal45

ereshkigal45 — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 20:55:07 -0800

OK, the video of the cat with the white mouse kind of freaked me out. Did the people buy the mice just to entertain the cat? Because that is really sick. On a lighter note, no cat thread would be complete without Smiley Muffin and the Cat News? (More eps here and here.)

By: nonmerci

nonmerci — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 21:02:46 -0800

Someone please explain the history and genius of Ceiling Cat, please! I have not experienced it until now but I am quite sure I LOVE IT.

By: matthewr

matthewr — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 21:06:36 -0800

The phrase "There are approximately 77.6 million owned cats in the United States alone." will undoubtedly bring back awful memories for viewers of the UK version of The Apprentice.

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 21:07:12 -0800

Did the people buy the mice just to entertain the cat? Because that is really sick. my ex has been known to do that ... and her cat knows what to do with them *shudders*

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 21:10:43 -0800

Cute dog and squirrel. Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats by T. S. Eliot

By: Behemoth

Behemoth — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 21:19:21 -0800

Hey whatever happened to that Bonsai kitten site?

By: kaytwo

kaytwo — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 21:32:11 -0800

let's make sure we don't forget the time-honored intarweb traditions of limecat and (for lack of a better name) domo cat!

By: killy willy

killy willy — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 21:42:22 -0800

By: djeo

djeo — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 21:52:25 -0800

But what what about my cats?

By: overanxious ducksqueezer

overanxious ducksqueezer — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 21:58:59 -0800

more sink cats.

By: overanxious ducksqueezer

overanxious ducksqueezer — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 22:01:48 -0800

i'm in love with the gay cats

By: overanxious ducksqueezer

overanxious ducksqueezer — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 22:05:07 -0800

whoa... Neo on the can #1 = proof that keanu reeves can be toilet-trained

By: rob511

rob511 — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 22:57:07 -0800

Bitsy defies you to hate her. Oh, and homunculus? You owe me a new keyboard and physical therapy — I threw my back out from laughing/dry heaving.

By: homunculus

homunculus — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 23:43:37 -0800

No way, it's all his fault.

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 23:52:38 -0800

Pinky just defies you. My last cat was a bit destructive, and I don't think cats really love you.

By: madajb

madajb — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 00:29:39 -0800

And at least 20 million feral cats. That's a lot of tennis racket string just running around wild.

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 00:40:28 -0800

Wonderful cartoons BrotherCaine and that man just wasn't listening to Pinky.

By: Mach3avelli

Mach3avelli — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 01:27:56 -0800

Someone just needs to do one of these for puppies and then we're in business.

By: Joeforking

Joeforking — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 01:30:48 -0800

There's only one thing I hate more than cats, and that's the people who have them as pets.

By: taosbat

taosbat — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 02:01:45 -0800

Hey, Joeforking...who cares? Get a therapist. Jeebus! It's 3 in the morning and I'm not half done with the cutie pie links! How did that happen?

By: reklaw

reklaw — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 03:08:07 -0800

Finally someone found a use for the Internet.

By: cavalier

cavalier — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 03:14:54 -0800

I do not care any which way, but this link hasn't been posted, so, well, MUAH! KITTYS! (multimedia)

By: Postroad

Postroad — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:16:47 -0800

Why not them to feed the homeless?

By: tellurian

tellurian — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:26:33 -0800

Double post

By: biffa

biffa — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:39:57 -0800

A cat who has no clue what to do with a mouse is funny. Isn't it funnier that the mouse has no idea about the cat?

By: kaemaril

kaemaril — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:41:59 -0800

What, no mention of Mrs. Slocombe's pussy? Shocking!

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 05:07:26 -0800

What, no mention of Mrs. Slocombe's pussy? Shocking! Well, kinda. Hey, you asked.

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 07:02:53 -0800

A cat who has no clue what to do with a mouse is funny. Isn't it funnier that the mouse has no idea about the cat? Nor does this mouse.

By: dw

dw — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 07:35:05 -0800

I'm allergic to this thread.

By: krix

krix — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 07:40:49 -0800

Cat. I'm a kittycat. And I dance dance dance...

By: dmd

dmd — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 07:43:20 -0800

ereshkigal45: yeah, they did. They being my (non-related, even by friendship) housemates, a couple years back.

By: Radio7

Radio7 — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 08:29:31 -0800

Hey now, don't forget about "Dr.Katz" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111942/

By: Zinger

Zinger — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 09:16:31 -0800

I'm a "dog person" but this was still a fun thread. Thanks.

By: hydrophonic

hydrophonic — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 09:21:42 -0800

This thread needs some cat cosplay.

By: mustcatchmooseandsquirrel

mustcatchmooseandsquirrel — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 09:27:51 -0800

So high, man....

By: knave

knave — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 10:01:46 -0800

Don't forget they like cat food!

By: brain_drain

brain_drain — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 10:51:12 -0800

kitty haet water (I can't believe I'm posting cat pics.)

By: ereshkigal45

ereshkigal45 — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 11:39:49 -0800

How could we have forgotten the

By: ereshkigal45

ereshkigal45 — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 11:41:50 -0800

Doy. Let's try this again. How could we have forgotten the Viking Kittens?

By: subtle_squid

subtle_squid — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 13:17:01 -0800

What is so strange about buying prey animals for your pet predator?

By: vronsky

vronsky — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 15:37:21 -0800

To a Cat Mirrors are not more wrapt in silences nor the arriving dawn more secretive ; you, in the moonlight, are that panther figure which we can only spy at from a distance. By the mysterious functioning of some divine decree, we seek you out in vain ; remoter than the Ganges or the sunset, yours is the solitude, yours is the secret. Your back allows the tentative caress my hand extends. And you have condescended, since that forever, now oblivion, to take love from a flattering human hand. you live in other time, lord of your realm - a world as closed and separate as dream. -- Jorge Luis Borges

By: vronsky

vronsky — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 13:27:37 -0800

Then the Man threw his two boots and his little stone axe (that makes three) at the Cat, and the Cat ran out of the Cave and the Dog chased him up a tree; and from that day to this, Best Beloved, three proper Men out of five will always throw things at a Cat whenever they meet him, and all proper Dogs will chase him up a tree. But the Cat keeps his side of the bargain too. He will kill mice and he will be kind to Babies when he is in the house, just as long as they do not pull his tail too hard. But when he has done that, and between times, and when the moon gets up and night comes, he is the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to him. Then he goes out to the Wet Wild Woods or up the Wet Wild Trees or on the Wet Wild Roofs, waving his wild tail and walking by his wild lone. Kipling

By: amro

amro — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 19:25:21 -0800

I and Pangur Ban my cat, Tis a like task we are at: Hunting mice is his delight, Hunting words I sit all night. Better far than praise of men Tis to sit with book and pen; Pangur bears me no ill will, He too plies his simple skill. Tis a merry thing to see At our tasks how glad are we, When at home we sit and find Entertainment to our mind. Oftentimes a mouse will stray In the hero Pangur's way; Oftentimes my keen thought set Takes a meaning in its net. 'Gainst the wall he sets his eye Full and fierce and sharp and sly; 'Gainst the wall of knowledge I All my little wisdom try. When a mouse darts from its den O how glad is Pangur then! O what gladness do I prove When I solve the doubts I love! So in peace our tasks we ply, Pangur Ban, my cat, and I; In our arts we find our bliss, I have mine and he has his. Practice every day has made Pangur perfect in his trade; I get wisdom day and night Turning darkness into light. - anonymous Irish Benedictine monk

By: webfanatic

webfanatic — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 20:27:31 -0800

And now the cats finally have a voice with their own talk show, Smiley Muffin

By: overanxious ducksqueezer

overanxious ducksqueezer — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 20:56:31 -0800

I love it!

By: ottereroticist

ottereroticist — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 22:18:01 -0800

For he is of the tribe of Tiger. For the Cherub Cat is a term of the Angel Tiger. For he has the subtlety and hissing of a serpent, which in goodness he suppresses. For he will not do destruction, if he is well-fed, neither will he spit without provocation. For he purrs in thankfulness, when God tells him he's a good Cat. For he is an instrument for the children to learn benevolence upon. For every house is incompleat without him and a blessing is lacking in the spirit.

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 20:31:05 -0800

Well I don't know where they come from But they sure do come I hope they comin' for me And I don't know how they do it But they sure do it good I hope they doin' it for free They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever The first time that I got it I was just ten years old I got it from some kitty next foor I went and see the Dr. and He gave me the cure I think I got it some more They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever It's nothin dangerous I feel no pain I've got to ch-ch-change You know you got it when you're going insane It makes a grown man cryin' cryin' Won't you make my bed I make the pussy purr with The stroke of my hand They know they gettin' it from me They know just where to go When they need their lovin man They know I do it for free They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever (although i'm more partial to christopher smart)

By: mr_roboto

mr_roboto — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 00:36:19 -0800

-- Mkgnao! -- O, there you are, Mr Bloom said, turning from the fire. The cat mewed in answer and stalked again stiffly round a leg of the table, mewing. Just how she stalks over my writing-table. Prr. Scratch my head. Prr. Mr Bloom watched curiously, kindly, the lithe black form. Clean to see: the gloss of her sleek hide, the white button under the butt of her tail, the green flashing eyes. He bent down to her, his hands on his knees. -- Milk for the pussens, he said. -- Mrkgnao! the cat cried. They call them stupid. They understand what we say better than we understand them. She understands all she wants to. Vindictive too. Wonder what I look like to her. Height of a tower? No, she can jump me. -- Afraid of the chickens she is, he said mockingly. Afraid of the chookchooks. I never saw such a stupid pussens as the pussens. Cruel. Her nature. Curious mice never squeal. Seem to like it. -- Mrkrgnao! the cat said loudly. She blinked up out of her avid shameclosing eyes, mewing plaintively and long, showing him her milkwhite teeth. He watched the dark eyeslits narrowing with greed till her eyes were green stones. Then he went to the dresser, took the jug Hanlon's milkman had just filled for him, poured warmbubbled milk on a saucer and set it slowly on the floor. -- Gurrhr! she cried, running to lap. He watched the bristles shining wirily in the weak light as she tipped three times and licked lightly. Wonder is it true if you clip them they can't mouse after. Why? They shine in the dark, perhaps, the tips. Or kind of feelers in the dark, perhaps. -J. Joyce, Ulysses

By: overanxious ducksqueezer

overanxious ducksqueezer — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:53:15 -0800

Because of its close association with humans, the domestic cat is one of the most successful biological invaders, with established populations on every continent and hundreds of islands worldwide. And it's only just begun... Dunh dunh dunh.... Kneel before your future polydactyl Overlords.

By: zarah

zarah — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:03:03 -0800

Holy crap, 48 inches ? That record holding cat is freaking huge! I thought my mom's cat was large but we just measured him and he's only 36 inches from tip of nose to tip of tail. 4 feet of cat kind of scares me, to be honest.

By: overanxious ducksqueezer

overanxious ducksqueezer — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 13:34:57 -0800

Declawed Tabby Kicks Bear Butt. Great pic here.