Comments on: The Hardest Rapper Alive

The Hardest Rapper Alive

educatedslacker — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:38:39 -0800

The Hardest Rapper Alive (SLYT; NSFW language)

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:47:04 -0800

that's just awesome.

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:49:03 -0800

I will revise my estimate of my own standing on the list of hardest rappers alive down one notch accordingly.

By: Potomac Avenue

Potomac Avenue — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:50:54 -0800

I'd like to see an edited version of this with all the funny stuff taken out. I bet it would look remarkably like a real mtv/BET interview. Well maybe not the pillow punching.

By: chunking express

chunking express — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:01:58 -0800

Damn, that dude eats HARD.

By: cowbellemoo

cowbellemoo — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:02:49 -0800

The rockband thing made my day. intense stare + wimpy taps = harrrd!

By: slimepuppy

slimepuppy — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:07:29 -0800

That's some acting talent going on. I'm laughing ass of here.

By: cashman

cashman — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:12:35 -0800

Yo Loc Dog, this stuff is real played, son!

By: the dief

the dief — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:12:44 -0800

"We're sorry, this video no longer available." That is freaking HARD.

By: dunkadunc

dunkadunc — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:20:46 -0800

What the fuck you talking about? He's not hard, he didn't even punch anyone in the dick!

By: Potomac Avenue

Potomac Avenue — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:24:40 -0800

Like to see this dude go up against Bo Bice and them.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:49:25 -0800

Yo mothafuckas! I got the same window-unit air conditioner as M-Dogg, biatch! Also, that house sure looks like it is in Philadelphia's Mt. Airy section; anyone know?

By: billyfleetwood

billyfleetwood — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:56:40 -0800

I blame SNL for the whole concept of taking a 2 minute joke,and stretching it out to 9 minutes. out of context Rock Band drumming is always hilarious to watch.

By: DecemberBoy

DecemberBoy — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:59:41 -0800

This is what YouTube was made for, and makes up for tons of pointless bullshit. The Miley Cyrus tickets and "eat/sleep/play games hawrd" sections had me dying. Yo Loc Dog , this stuff is real played, son ! I remembered that movie as being hilarious, but I watched it again, and damn, it's really immature and unfunny. It has a few funny scenes, but most of it is just painful. Pretty much just like the rest of the Wayans' output (White Chicks, Little Man, Scary Movie, etc.). I attribute it to being a teenager and really high the first time I watched it.

By: Mayor Curley

Mayor Curley — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:01:31 -0800

I blame SNL for the whole concept of taking a 2 minute joke,and stretching it out to 9 minutes. You're right to do that, but it's misplaced here. It's got some chaff in it, but not so much that I stopped watching it. On the whole I thought it was very funny and better than more than 99% of the intentional comedy on YouTube.

By: SheMulp AKA Plus 1

SheMulp AKA Plus 1 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:13:31 -0800

M-Dogg muthafuckin representing fucking cutco and shit yo that's some fuckin hardcore high priced cutlery dog!

By: SheMulp AKA Plus 1

SheMulp AKA Plus 1 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:16:16 -0800

this dude is way more hard core

By: artof.mulata

artof.mulata — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:22:42 -0800

when fools start burning down churches and sacrificing their friends to legba or oshun then they can call hard...

By: DecemberBoy

DecemberBoy — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:32:38 -0800

However, if you want to see a really good spoof film along similar lines, check out the criminally underrated Fear Of A Black Hat. It was made before "hood movies" were popular and thus is more of a "This Is Spinal Tap" homage which follows a fictional rap group (NWH - Niggaz with Hats - based on NWA, of course), but it's an early and awesome example of the kind of humor in the FPP. One of NWH's singles is named "Fuck The Security Guards", for example.

By: starscream

starscream — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:52:10 -0800

Man, I wish there was a way to separate the voices from the background music... that'd be some wicked sample material for hardcore powernoise :)

By: Stylus Happenstance

Stylus Happenstance — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:58:18 -0800

Non-organic milk? Now that's HARD.

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:04:08 -0800

By: DecemberBoy

DecemberBoy — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:25:42 -0800

honestly, i blame Mr Show for the whole "stretching a joke too thin" thing in sketch comedy. not one of their sketches should have been longer than 15 seconds, except for the hilarious Pre-Taped Call In Show sketch. The fact that they clearly and consciously stretched the joke way too far is what made a lot of the sketches so funny. "The Story Of Everest" for example, if the guy had only knocked over the thimble collection once or twice it wouldn't have even been funny. When he did it a third time and then just kept doing it it became hilarious. Or the guy trying to get change in the convenience store, or East Coast/West Coast ventriloquism, and on and on. Sure, sometimes it didn't work, but it often did.

By: elpapacito

elpapacito — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:40:42 -0800

Yet the hardest of the hard mothafuck'as is the The Spirit of Truth dog, you know what I mean, byyyyatch! Ruler of heven and every goddamn thing in between!

By: SheMulp AKA Plus 1

SheMulp AKA Plus 1 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:26:40 -0800

Yet the hardest of the hard mothafuck'as is the The Spirit of Truth dog, you know what I mean, byyyyatch! Ruler of heven and every goddamn thing in between! WOW! if at any point I wanted to unwatch, something that would be it.

By: chunking express

chunking express — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:47:06 -0800

Fear of a Black Hat is awesome. Fuck the Security Gaurd. Another one of their songs is called booty juice, which they later start selling as a drink. Don't shoot until you see the whites...

By: P.o.B.

P.o.B. — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:50:05 -0800

CB4 also has the same exact premise. They even go so far as to show how the different characters in CB4 end up much like the members of NWA ended up after the they broke up. Such as MC Ren ending up as a born-again militant muslim. The music is also similiar, such as: Straight Outta Locash

By: mexican

mexican — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:28:49 -0800

i like things that are hard. no homo.

By: Betty Tyranny

Betty Tyranny — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:56:00 -0800

I lost it when he started "cutting" the "cocaine" with a knife.

By: gman

gman — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 04:22:31 -0800

WAY harder.

By: gman

gman — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 04:34:08 -0800

Fuck P.o.B., thanks for the CB4 reminder. Watching that Straight Outta Locash video again, allowed me to find this one (:22 in) being aired tonight by Citizens United during Obama's 30 minute infomercial.

By: kolophon

kolophon — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 07:39:28 -0800

"I lost it when he started "cutting" the "cocaine" with a knife."

now I get it...

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:09:39 -0800

"The Story Of Everest" for example, if the guy had only knocked over the thimble collection once or twice it wouldn't have even been funny. honestly, i think "The Story of Everest" is one of the worst sketches they ever did, and it amazes me that people find it funny.

By: SheMulp AKA Plus 1

SheMulp AKA Plus 1 — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 10:05:23 -0800

honestly, i think "The Story of Everest" is one of the worst sketches they ever did, and it amazes me that people find it funny. The sketch that I think goes way too far and is the least funny is the Dalai Lama\Camp Monk Academy it starts off ok but it takes up most of the show and the transition into fat kids VS. monks is just stupid The best by far is the pre taped call in show and for the millionth time on metafilter I will link it because it is just that good. oh and speaking of hard rappers...

By: DecemberBoy

DecemberBoy — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:12:10 -0800

The sketch that I think goes way too far and is the least funny is the Dalai Lama \Camp Monk Academy Yeah, that's definitely a good example of one that didn't work. Another one would be the "Third Wheel Legend" one, where it tries to descend into total wackiness but instead is just kind of stupid. Another awesome moment from FoaBH: Yo, we got some hats now, mo'fuckas!

By: SheMulp AKA Plus 1

SheMulp AKA Plus 1 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:56:05 -0800

"Third Wheel Legend" Right on! It made no sense from the beginning and then there was a choir and the gay directer what? I love MR. Show but that was just painful to watch.