Comments on: Sea monkeys love trance music!

Sea monkeys love trance music!

Jacqueline — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:24:26 -0800

Sea monkeys love trance music! Dancing sea monkeys close-up. Sea monkeys doing flips. Sometimes they prefer more of a nightclub atmosphere.

By: Jacqueline

Jacqueline — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:25:54 -0800

I recently got some sea monkeys for my office. I noticed that the pace of their swimming seemed to go well with the bpm of my trance music (like they were swirling around to a little sea monkey rave) and was delighted to discover that someone else had apparently made the same observation and created some videos of it.

By: HuronBob

HuronBob — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:44:09 -0800

somehow, this fits.

By: Babblesort

Babblesort — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:48:03 -0800

Sea monkeys and x-ray specs are sign posts on the road to lost innocence.

By: jamaro

jamaro — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:53:05 -0800

Still no crowns.

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:06:29 -0800

I always thought they were more into Alternative. They are swimming happily; Can't you see? A life that's so sublime...

By: You Should See the Other Guy

You Should See the Other Guy — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:27:49 -0800

Sea monkeys love trance music! More likely, they're scared to death and trying to get the fuck out of there.

By: Jugwine

Jugwine — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:37:14 -0800

You did WHAT to sea monkeys!?

By: Pronoiac

Pronoiac — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:46:14 -0800

That first video needs to be mixed with the video for Underworld - Rez.

By: warbaby

warbaby — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:47:34 -0800

I always think of Harold von Braunhut when I hear Sea Monkeys.

By: empath

empath — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:51:23 -0800

Harold and his wife shopped at the Safeway that I worked at. He was basically the grandpa from Christmas vacation with KKK tattoos and a swastika tie tack.

By: Skot

Skot — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:04:33 -0800

More likely, they're scared to death and trying to get the fuck out of there. Area Turtle Owner Enjoys Special Daily Turtle-Time

Feeding the tiny reptile a lovingly prepared slice of lettuce, Frye watched as Sheldon slowly chewed and swallowed each mouthful. "Look at him!" Frye whispered gleefully. "He's chewing it!" "He loves it! Look at him smiling!" he added. According to herpetologists, not only is the facial musculature of the box turtle incapable of forming a smile, but the chances of Sheldon actually experiencing feelings of joy are almost nil.

By: davidmsc

davidmsc — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:17:08 -0800

Those videos were far more entertaining than I imagined they would be. But as noted above: still no crowns, dammit.

By: aeschenkarnos

aeschenkarnos — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:21:36 -0800

They are tiny. The music is loud enough to shake the water. This is stupid and cruel.

By: Jacqueline

Jacqueline — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:52:56 -0800

@aeschenkarnos: I don't think they have ears. And their water is shook up a lot more through blowing bubbles in it to aerate it than it is from playing music.

By: mdpatrick

mdpatrick — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:29:58 -0800

As a child it really depressed me to find out that sea monkeys were, in fact, not actually of the primate phylogeny..

By: Drasher

Drasher — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:58:05 -0800

Just in case you didn't know department: regular aquarium fish (such as guppies and others) just flippin' LOVE to eat these so called sea monkeys.

By: Elmore

Elmore — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:35:57 -0800

True, most fish love brine shrimp, I mean Sea Monkeys.

By: msbutah

msbutah — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:32:00 -0800

Ah when there is a nice wind from the west, the smell of rotting sea monkeys makes a summer day in Salt Lake.