Comments on: Kind Of An Anti-Penthouse Letter

Kind Of An Anti-Penthouse Letter

The Whelk — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 16:39:46 -0800

(NSFW) BUTT magazine (previously, previouslier) has undergone a huge redesign this year and asked readers to submit reviews of their sexual encounters. They don't always go well.

Except maybe in Mongolia.

By: Avenger

Avenger — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 16:58:07 -0800

Gay Mongolia - Gay Mongolia

By: Avenger

Avenger — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 17:04:50 -0800

Mongol Wrestling -- these guys have no hangups. Mongol Wrestling Flash Mob -- set to music.

By: Sailormom

Sailormom — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 17:09:19 -0800

Is this something I would have to have a butt to understand?

By: Forktine

Forktine — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 17:09:41 -0800

Reading those is like watching a trainwreck. Bad sex is so universal.

By: kimdog

kimdog — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 17:11:06 -0800

Maybe it's just the Baileys in my coffee, but the "there's a naked man in my house" song really cracked me up.

By: DU

DU — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 17:31:45 -0800

Does this magazine make my redesign look huge?

By: artof.mulata

artof.mulata — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 17:32:29 -0800

NOW I'm happy! Thank you so much The Whelk!

By: jonmc

jonmc — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 18:48:35 -0800

I'm glad y'all have gotten your own Penthouse Forum.

By: DoctorFedora

DoctorFedora — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 18:51:04 -0800

I love how there was apparently a need to mark something named "Butt Magazine" as NSFW. As though there was some ambiguous.

By: DoctorFedora

DoctorFedora — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 18:51:33 -0800

Ambiguity. Ambiguity. Stupid autocorrect.

By: crossoverman

crossoverman — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 19:16:28 -0800

Does this magazine make my redesign look huge? Only against your tiny hands.

By: hippybear

hippybear — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 20:36:39 -0800

He was cute (I did get a good look at him the next day when I was more sober), but much older than me. I found out later he was 38.We were making out at the bar and I invited him over. I'm not sure why on earth a 38 year old would ever go back to a19 year old's place unless said 38 year old was homeless or lived in Maspeth and didn't have cab money. Dude! Don't you ever read Craigslist personal ads? 19 year olds who can host seem to be all that the 38 year olds are looking for!

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 21:38:59 -0800

homeless or lived in Maspeth. It's pretty much the same thing.

By: Scattercat

Scattercat — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 23:57:24 -0800

Someone on a forum I frequent recently asked if anyone knew a "young gay man" that he could use as a sounding board for a short story he was writing. (Because apparently being gay is so weird that he can't be confident of writing a gay character without grilling some poor wannabe writer about the "lifestyle.") I am currently resisting the temptation to send him these links. I ask for your prayers in this, my time of need. There's a naked maaaaan in my house...

By: Jacqueline

Jacqueline — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 01:24:46 -0800

This is the most fabulous thing I have read on the internet in weeks! Thank you!

By: louche mustachio

louche mustachio — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 02:26:50 -0800

I love that there is a magazine called Butt. They posted David Wojnarowicz's Fire In My Belly , which, sadly, was removed from the Smithsonian's Hide/Seek: Desire and Difference in American Portraiture, in it's entirety. I love very much them for that.

By: fallacy of the beard

fallacy of the beard — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 08:24:18 -0800

one of my favorite things about butt magazine is how when you 'like' it on facebook it announces to everyone '[fotb] likes BUTT MAGAZINE'.

By: fallacy of the beard

fallacy of the beard — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 08:47:03 -0800

it starts off so realistically... Although I was doubtful before, I quickly realized that I actually had a good chance of hooking up with him. He was passive and dumb which, in my experience, are two essential traits to have in moments of sexual experimentation. ...but then degenerates into bitter falsehood: After a passionless make out session, he pushed my hand on his hard cock, and directed my face downward. But this time around, I was in no mood to suck a guy off who was only interested in feeling wanted. I had started to feel used.

By: gjc

gjc — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 18:23:11 -0800

What's the magazine for the domestic homosexual?

By: en forme de poire

en forme de poire — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 19:23:14 -0800

ahahahahaha nakedman.mp3 is solid freaking gold. Thanks for this.

By: Xoebe

Xoebe — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 20:48:16 -0800

I was laughing at the nakedman.mp3 bonus as well. I have to say my failed or miserable sexual experiences are more interesting than the triumphs. I sure seem to dwell on them more.

By: wemayfreeze

wemayfreeze — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 21:28:42 -0800

I do love BUTT. Are there pix of the new design? I loved their old one so much.

By: Halloween Jack

Halloween Jack — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 08:47:33 -0800

What I'm not shocked at on the first work day of the year: All the links at the FPP are blocked at work. What I am shocked at on the first work day of the year: that a 19-year-old is surprised that a 38-year-old who is neither homeless nor bereft of cab fare wants to go home with them. The make-out session at the bar probably convinced him that his new friend wasn't asking him home to talk about the eighties.